Even though I have seen Titanic more times than I can count, and I can recite the entire movie by heart, and nothing gives me chills like Celine belting, I still wish every time that the ending were just a tad different. As in, move your ass over, Rose, and give Jack some of the door to float on! So, in honor of the 100th anniversary of that fateful night, I’m pretending that Mr. Andrews fought for the proper amount of lifeboats, the California responded to the CQD call, more than 1 lifeboat came back, and that Rose did not say “I’ll never let go” while simultaneously letting go. Today, Jack and Rose get off the ship safely and ride off for the wild west (after selling that very rare blue diamond for bajillions…but they don’t need money, they have love). For your viewing pleasure, Jack and Rose’s intimate California beach wedding…